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Communist valentines! I just cant…
I’m going to make v-day cuppies and put these on them.
Was your ass forged by Sauron?
Because that shit looks precious.‘I cannot understand the fiery letters,’ he said.
‘No, but I can,’ Gandalf answered. ‘The letters are Asslish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Sphinctor, which I shall not utter here. But in the common tongue this is what it says:’
“One butt to shake it all, one butt to grind them.
One butt to drop down low and to the dance floor bind them.”
How I feel every single week
